— Take what you can!
— Give nothing back!
Explanation:
about Damon
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
... I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
— To your health, my widow!
— Don't drink so much. You lose your wits.
— If you don't like it, go cry on my grave.
Here's to the cubs winning the World series. And to big tits!