Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
— If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
— Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
— Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
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