Abe Simpson – Character Quotes

Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out.

— AAHH! There it is! Death!
— It's only Maggie.

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

— Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
— Eh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]