Year:
2009
Tagline:
«It was the worst job they ever imagined... and the best time of their lives.»
Country:
USA
Genres:
Drama, Comedy, Melodrama
In the summer of 1987, a college graduate takes a 'nowhere' job at his local amusement park, only to find it's the perfect course to get him prepared for the real world.
— What were they doing in the car, Rich?
— They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on.
— No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. James, they were fucking.
— Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
— The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
— I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.
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