Season 1
Episode 1
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Here comes a very strange beast which in all tongues is called a fool.
The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool.
I knew that you weren't the cleverest girl... but I didn't know you were actually a fool.
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
Fools may sometimes speak to the purpose.
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools learn in no other.
A fool may throw a stone into a well which a hundred wise men cannot pull out.