Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 4]

But different doesn't always mean bad. Just means different.

I guess when you care about someone, you'll do whatever you can to make'em happy.

Of course, sometimes it's not about the words... it's just about having someone there to listen.

— You do know he's not yours, don'cha.
— I figured it out. Mostly because his mother was eight months pregnant when I met her. But there were other signs.

— You want to take the easy way out with this surgery because you're scared. You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame. Well, missy, let me break this down for you Bobbo-style. Life is scary. Get used to it. There are no magical fixes. It's all up to you. So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work.
— What if it's too hard?
— Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

By the by, this moment is so great that I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.

Life's too short to hold a grudge.

Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

Honestly, it was like death and I had a staring match and, well, death blinked. All of you know I'm not one to toot my own horn, but...

— Heaven's a diner?
— Get anything you want, dear.
— Ooh! Maybe I'll have some flapjacks!
— They don't have those.
— No flapjacks in heaven!?! Are flapjacks evil?

— Hey, what are you doing Frankeinstein?
— Photo journal for my photography class.
— Terrific. Could I see your camera? Hmm. Very interesting. Oh, there's film in it.
— Hey! All my pictures were in there! Dead patient with fancy shirt, dead patient without fancy shirt, me in fancy shirt being yelled at by angry family.

Ultimately, conflict is resolved by remembering why you were friends in the first place. In the end, though, it doesn't really matter how you get there. As long as you're friends again.

I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.

And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable. It's up to you to make the best of it.

Turns out the only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego, because that's what we are — ego monsters.

— You ever get the feeling our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?
— Oh, yeah. You know Mrs. Wilson back there? She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die.