— I don't wanna tell the world I deflowered Elena's brother.
— And deflowered and deflowered.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
— Who's shouting?
— I'm watching a Jackie Chan film.
— Look, I feel like I can give you a list of things that are sucky about being pregnant. For starters, I'm now horny as I've ever been and my husband is repulsed by me.
— Listen, if you really need it that badly, I will suck it up and shut my eyes so tight and then do you.
— Thank you for the sacrifice.
— It's because I love you.
— Do we have sex?
— No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that. We want to.
— How often do you make love?
— Twice today.
— Actually, it was three times. You were asleep for the last one.
— Wow. That really happened? It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.
— He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky.
— Cirque du Soleil freaky. One time, she was skinless.