“All those women,” the director says, “all chanting and protesting againstHustlermagazine, saying porno turns a woman into an object. . . Well,” she says, “what do you think a dildo is? Or donor sperm from some clinic?” Some men may only want pictures of naked women. But some women only want a man’s dick. Or his sperm. Or his money. Both sexes have the same problem with intimacy.
— Who's shouting?
— I'm watching a Jackie Chan film.
— There was this really hot teller at the bank. And she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault.
— Same thing happened to me. Pizza delivery girl comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves!
— No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
— Nothing!
— You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
— You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
— I am a good kisser.
— Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.
The point was, it's not the sex part of pornography that hooked the stupid little boy. It was the confidence. The courage. The complete lack of shame. The comfort and genuine honesty. The up-front-ness of being able to just stand there and tell the world: Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass.
And I really don't care how I look. Or what you think.
So deal with it.
He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.
— What are you watching?
— Soft-core porn.
— Sound's not on.
— I don't need to hear them.
"The only thing that separates us from the animals," she said, "is we have pornography."
— Do you like pornos?
— Excuse me?
— You know, pornos. Fuck films. Surely you've heard stories.
— Yes. I've heard stories, but I've never... never really given them that much thought.
— I love them, especially fag flicks. Their big cocks sliding in and out of each other. Fuck, that gets me so wet they have to steam clean the seat after I leave. In fact... I'm getting wet just talking about it. <...> I went on as a day player on this porn film in L. A. Just to see what it was like, right? So, I spent five hours with this guy ramming his dick up my ass and these two women licking my clit. Not what you'd expect, though. It's just acting. I mean, at first, it was great. Then you have some prick director that comes over and yells "cut" in your face and some queen makeup artist that comes over every couple of minutes to touch up the makeup that's been slobbered off your tits. So you don't really have a chance to enjoy it. Finally, I just walked off the set. Cool experience, though. You got a hard-on, Jarv?