What we did was wrong. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.
— Don't be alarmed. It's to do with sex.
— Sex doesn't alarm me.
— How would you know?
— Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment. Let me guess. Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party... then cheated on you with whole wrestling team.
— Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy. And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
— Oh, she liked the older man.
— Older women. About 50 years older.
— Come to my quarters tomorrow at three.
— I can't.
— Please!
— It's immoral. What time?
— Who is to say what is moral?
— Morality is subjective.
— Subjectivity is objective.
— Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality.
— Not as an essential extension of ontological existence.
— Can we not talk about sex so much?
— Sex without love is an empty experience.
— Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
— Is it your first time?
— No. I've imagined it many times.
Chicks, ah? They're all soft and cuddly, but you'll never get to be with one.
Um, babies are not getting made tonight, not here on company property.