Graham Simpkins – Character Quotes

— Sex makes everything complicated. Even when you don't have it, the not having it makes things complicated.
— Which is why it's usually better to have it.

— Sex is pretty basic, right? Am I pretty much talking you out of this?
— Strangely, not at all. How do you feel about foreplay?
— I think it's overrated. Significantly overrated.
— You are quickly becoming one of the most interesting girls I've ever met.

From the moment I met you, it's been an adventure.

I have no defense, except that until I get to know someone really well, it's easier for me to be a normal, single guy. Because it's way too complicated to be who I really am. I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. I'm learning to sew. I'm Mr. Napkin Head. I'm on some kind of constant overload and it helps to compartmentalize my life. Just till I figure this out.

I have the classic male problem of no follow-through.

And I suppose there's... the possibility I'm afraid of what another person might do to who we are and how we get from one day to the next.

Okay, then. Well.... Utter honesty. Very refreshing.