Acquaintance Quotes

It's not that I don't like visitors. I like visitors as much as the next Hobbit. But I do like to know them before they come visiting.

— I'm Osgood Fielding the Third.
— I'm Cinderella the Second.

— My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba.
— My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I'm Clementine. Can I borrow a piece of yourchicken? And you picked it out of my plate before I could answer and it felt so intimate like we were already lovers.

— How do you know Arsey Darcy?
— Apparently, I used to run around naked in his paddling pool.
— I bet you did, you dirty bitch.
— What about you?
— Same.

— You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.
— Were you the Pac-Man guy?
— No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy.

— Stark!
— You know me?
— You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
— My only curse is you.

— That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
— Not that again.
— What is your problem with online?
— What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline? How many creeps are out there? I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.