Girls Quotes

— Listen, has he ever had any kind of girl-friend, boyfriend, a relationship, ever?
— I don't know.
— How can we not know?
— He's Sherlock. How will we ever know what goes on in that funny old head?

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.

Marilyn Monroe

Comparison

Posted by ModernHorror 08/22/17 at 11:47pm

Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they're going to be.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 02/11/23 at 11:44pm

You're one of those girls who uses self-deprecation as a defence mechanism, even though, without looking, you can tell how many guys are checking you out.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 10/02/21 at 12:56am

— Ashley told me he likes girls with a healthy appetite.
— What gentlemens says and thinks is different things. And I ain't noticed Mr. Ashley asking for to marry you.

Posted by Valkyrie 9 01/15/21 at 9:42pm

God! Banish the thought. Why don't you tell me that 'if the girl had been worth having she'd have waited for you'? No, sir, the girl really worth having won't wait for anybody.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

This Side of Paradise

Waiting

Posted by Shuldig 04/04/20 at 4:23pm

Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her.

Star Wars. Episode IV: A New Hope

Han Solo

Funny Quotes

Love

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/06/20 at 7:10pm

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught.

5 Second Of Summer

Good Girls

Posted by Liza Donec 03/03/16 at 8:14pm

Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, uh, you know, Charlton Heston... I'm talking Moses days. To get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence. Confidence and, uh... And persistence.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 04/12/21 at 10:01pm

I'm back in the U. S. S. R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy.
Back in the U. S. S. R.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out,
They leave the West behind.
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout,
The Georgians always on my mind.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 07/07/16 at 2:59pm

— Why is she here all the time?
— Just give her a chance, man.
— You want to hit that.
— No!
— Yeah!
— She's just a friend. It's healthy, hanging out with a girl without the ultimate goal being sex.
— You know? l'm not following.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/27/21 at 4:33pm

I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I wish I were dead. I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl...

Some Like It Hot

Jerry «Daphne»

Funny Quotes

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 01/21/21 at 12:23pm

— Right, we'd better get you in.
— Wait a minute, Clark.
— You okay?
— i don't... I don't want to go in yet. I just want to be a man who has been to a concert with a girl in a red dress. just a few minutes more.

Posted by Valkyrie 9 01/16/21 at 5:51pm

— Move closer, you smell fantstic. You never would've let those breasts so near to me if I wasn't in a wheelchair.
— Oh yeah, well... You never would've been looking at this breasts if you hadn't been in a wheelchair.<...> I would've been over there serving the drinks. One of the invisibles. Am I right?
— Yes, but in my defence I was an arse.

Posted by Valkyrie 9 01/16/21 at 5:52pm

— Wow, you went out with her?
— Yep.
— Why would you stop?
— I don't remember. I probably got bored.
— Bored? How do you get bored with that?
— Alan, for every beautiful woman in the world, there's at least one guy out there who's tired of pretending to listen to her in exchange for sex.

Posted by Valkyrie 9 10/19/22 at 3:44pm

Supergirls don't cry.

Reamonn

Supergirl

Tears

Posted by chumka 02/12/10 at 11:27pm