Monica Geller – Character Quotes

— Look what we almost left!
— That's not mine.
— Look what we almost took!

— What's that?
— My new beeper.
— Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?
— Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct.

— Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
— Yes, but there isn't always time.

— Do you ever, uh, think about the future?
— Sure, I do.
— Yeah? Am I in it?
— Honey... you are it.
— Oh, God. You're about to get so lucky.

I'm not 22. I'm 25... and 13 months.

— I blame myself.
— And I blame you too.

— Oh, my God! Something brushed up against my right leg.
— What?
— Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!

— Oh, my God! What happened?
— Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

— Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
— He could hear me.

— You can't live off your parents your whole life.
— I know that. That's why I was getting married.

— You had a crush on me?
— All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.

— Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
— I don't even have a "pla."

Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.

— I hope she'll be very happy.
— No, you don't.
— No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

— Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
— Okay, think. Think. What would Jack and Chrissy do?