Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 5]

616 quotes
Scrubs
Year: 
2001 – 2010
Tagline: 
«I'm No Superman»
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Drama, Comedy

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

— Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
She said she doesn't want help.
— If J. D. Were drowning and said he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you?
— Depends. What if there're hot chicks? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him.
— Say there's no women.
— There's always women at the pool!
— Fine. He's in a pond.
— Oh, I would never swim in a pond. They're infamous for serpents.
— You could swim at the Y, men only. Have you been on man night?
— Not me.
— Fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
— So now a brother can't swim.
— Why do you have to go there?
— Oh, my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots.

- Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
- She said she doesn't want help.
- If J.D. Were drowning and said he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you?
- Depends. What if there're hot chicks? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him.
- Say there's no women.
- There's always women at the pool!
- Fine. He's in a pond.
- Oh, I would never swim in a pond. They're infamous for serpents.
- You could swim at the Y, men only. Have you been on man night?
- Not me.
- Fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
- So now a brother can't swim.
- Why do you have to go there?
- Oh, my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots.
- Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
- She said she doesn't want help.
- If J.D. Were drowning and said he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you?
- Depends. What if there're hot chicks? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him.
- Say there's no women.
- There's always women at the pool!
- Fine. He's in a pond.
- Oh, I would never swim in a pond. They're infamous for serpents.
- You could swim at the Y, men only. Have you been on man night?
- Not me.
- Fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
- So now a brother can't swim.
- Why do you have to go there?
- Oh, my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots.
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