We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff.
— Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
— He could hear me.
— Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
— Yeah, sure.
— By someone besides Monica?
You know what they say: Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
— You don't believe in gravity?
— Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it. Lately I get the feeling that... I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely girl. Kind of moody.
— Hi, Tony, can I call you back? That's, uh... That's my sister's boyfriend.
— Give me that. Okay. Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place? Hi, Mom.
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