— Are you ok?
— I'm fine!
— Seven "fine"s since we left the polo match. Can I have another word?
— ASSHOLE! *There's* a *word*!
— I think I liked *fine* better.
— You're late.
— You're stunning.
— You're forgiven.
— So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
— She rescues him right back.
Oh... Look honey, I have a runner in my pantyhose. Oops! I'm not wearing panty hose!
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