Pretty Woman – Movie Quotes

She walked off the street, into his life and stole his heart.

— Everybody is trying to land him.
— Well, I'm not trying to land him. I'm just using him for sex.

— It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
— Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.

The bad stuff is easier to believe.

— Exactly how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
— Really offensive.
— I like him so much.

— Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
— Veg out?
— Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.

— Are you ok?
— I'm fine!
— Seven "fine"s since we left the polo match. Can I have another word?
— ASSHOLE! *There's* a *word*!
— I think I liked *fine* better.

People's reaction to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic. They either love it or hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

— You're late.
— You're stunning.
— You're forgiven.

Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.

— So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
— She rescues him right back.

— Did you like the opera, dear?
— It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
— What?
— She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

— You clean up real nice.
— Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.

You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.

— I told you not to pick up the phone.
— Then stop calling me.