I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you? I'm onto you, Big Man.
Hey, champ! What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
— It sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.
— Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
— I got two minutes left on my break, how long is this surgery gonna take?
— Carla, cut the guy some slack. Surgery is not as easy as it looks. I mean, he's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery... Panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner,
and after all that he's gotta go wash up... Check the board, and find out who he'll be killing after lunch. It's... a grind.
Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, then how will I know that you're officially married?
John Dorian: — You're an actor.
Janitor: — You're a fireman... What are we doing?
John Dorian: — Game over, Klaus. I saw you in «The Fugitive».
Janitor: — Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous.
Dr. Bob Kelso: — Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it.
Janitor: — That's my cue. Action!
John Dorian: — Cut.
I'm happy when someone wins a battle, because around here you get your fair share of disappointment.
John Dorian: — Elliot and her marine biologist boyfriend at it again. But you know what? It honestly doesn't bother me.
Elliot: — Sean's gonna let me swim with the dolphins.
John Dorian: — That's great. I hope they don't maul you.
Sean: — Relax, Elliot. Dolphins love people.
Elliot: — How'd you get that giant scar on your leg?
Sean: — Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper.
Elliot: — Right.
Carla: — You're lying already? I love that.
Sean: — It wasn't a dolphin that bit me.
Carla: — What was it?
Sean: — Black whale.
Elliot, I'm crazy about you, but I've been going over this in my head all week. I've been in a long-distance relationship before. It was a disaster. I believe a couple has a better chance if they just cut the cord and know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together.
You know something? You have slept with both of my sisters. That means you and I something in common.
If there's something you know you can do, whether it's intubating a patient or copping a squat on the roof, and your mind keeps throwing up roadblocks, just know you can drive right through 'em.