Elliot, I'm crazy about you, but I've been going over this in my head all week. I've been in a long-distance relationship before. It was a disaster. I believe a couple has a better chance if they just cut the cord and know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together.
John Dorian: — Elliot and her marine biologist boyfriend at it again. But you know what? It honestly doesn't bother me.
Elliot: — Sean's gonna let me swim with the dolphins.
John Dorian: — That's great. I hope they don't maul you.
Sean: — Relax, Elliot. Dolphins love people.
Elliot: — How'd you get that giant scar on your leg?
Sean: — Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper.
Elliot: — Right.
Carla: — You're lying already? I love that.
Sean: — It wasn't a dolphin that bit me.
Carla: — What was it?
Sean: — Black whale.