There's no arguing with a boner.
— It is like I have known him all my life.
— I know the feeling. You get over it.
Explanation:
about Charlie
— Charlie!
— What?
— You kicked me in your sleep.
— Who said I was asleep?
— These clothes look stupid.
— You're 10. No one cares.
— Here, put these on.
— I wore these yesterday.
— They're still extremely stylish. Put them on.
It's easier to be forgiven than ask permission.
Explanation:
one of charlie's rules for sex
You can roll manure in powdered in sugar, but it still ain't a jelly doughnut.
Why waste time on 10s when you're already getting rejected by sixes?
— What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
— Well, then you must be, like, the Hulk.