— It is like I have known him all my life.
— I know the feeling. You get over it.
Explanation:
about Charlie
It's easier to be forgiven than ask permission.
Explanation:
one of charlie's rules for sex
— Our relationship wasn't going anywhere, and you are incapable of change.
— It's not that I'm incapable, I've just been unwilling.
— Sure you don't want a drink?
— No. When I'm depressed, alcohol just makes me feel worse.
— Yeah, see, the trick is to drink past that. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.
— Wow, pregnancy's a wild ride, huh? One minute she's loving and affectionate and the next minute she's, well...
— Cruel? Vengeful? Castrating?
— I was gonna say "moody".
— Wait for it.
She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth.
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