There's no arguing with a boner.
— You flew fifteen hundred miles and dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night because you couldn't get an erection?
— Doesn't that prove I'm motivated?
— You can take a pill for that, you know.
— No, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know you got implants with pumps. I think a hard-on should be gotten legitimately or not at all.