Analyze This – Movie Quotes

13 quotes
Analyze This
Year: 
1999
Country: 
Australia, USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Crime
Sequels and prequels: 

A comedy about a psychiatrist whose number one patient is an insecure mob boss.

— What happened with your wife last night?
— I wasn't with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
— Are you having marriage problems?
— No.
— Why do you have a girlfriend?
— You're moralizing with me now?
— No, I'm curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
— I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
— Why can't you do those things with your wife?
— Hey. That's the mouth she kisses my children good night with. Are you crazy?

- What happened with your wife last night?
- I wasn't with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
- Are you having marriage problems?
- No.
- Why do you have a girlfriend?
- You're moralizing with me now?
- No, I'm curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
- I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
- Why can't you do those things with your wife?
- Hey. That's the mouth she kisses my children good night with. Are you crazy?
- What happened with your wife last night?
- I wasn't with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
- Are you having marriage problems?
- No.
- Why do you have a girlfriend?
- You're moralizing with me now?
- No, I'm curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
- I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
- Why can't you do those things with your wife?
- Hey. That's the mouth she kisses my children good night with. Are you crazy?
Didn't find your favorite quotes from Analyze This?