Friends – Series Quotes

Rachel Green: — So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Monica Geller: — Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey Tribbiani: — Yeah, I'm an actor.
Rachel Green: — Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?
Joey Tribbiani: — Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Monica Geller: — Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.
Chandler Bing: — "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."
Joey Tribbiani: — I will not take this abuse.
Chandler Bing: — You're right. I'm sorry. Once I was a wooden boy, A little wooden boy...

You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathetic.

— If you ask me, as long as you got this job... you got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need The Fear.
— The Fear?
— He's right. If you quit this job, you then have motivation... to go after a job you really want.
— How come you're still at a job you hate? Why don't you quit and get The Fear?
— Because I'm too afraid.

— He said, "When are you gonna start being a mom?"
— Wow...
— Then she said: "The question is, when are you gonna realize I have a bomb?"
— Are you sure she didn't say: "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?"
— That makes more sense.

— Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?
— Yeah. Maybe.
— Okay. Okay, maybe I will.

Ugh, Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... I really thought I just hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom... 50 feet of crap... then me.

— Hey. Anybody know a good tailor?
— You need clothes altered?
— No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

— He said... He said they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... is that he made this decision all by himself... without any outside help whatsoever.
— How is that a silver lining?
— You have to really wanna see it.

— So, what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were in love with, you know.
— I know. I know I was. But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was?
— God?
— It was you, pal.
— Well, maybe it was God doing me.

— We just wanted to say a quick hi. Then we're gonna go see the baby.
— Then get some sleep.
— Yeah, it's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
— Well don't tell us what's gonna happen, though Because I like to be surprised.