— I love you.
— I love you more.
— It`s impossible!
Joey Tribbiani: — Let's start with the cons because they're more fun. Rachel first.
Ross Geller: — I don't know. I mean... All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that. I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know? And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. And Julie and I have a lot in common... because we're both paleontologists, right? But Rachel's just a waitress.
Chandler Bing: — Waitress. Got it. You guys want to play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Ross Geller: — I don't know.
Joey Tribbiani: — Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.
Chandler Bing: — Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross Geller: — She's not Rachel.
They've been going out a week. They haven't even slept together yet. I mean, that's not serious.