Friends – Series Quotes [Season 9]

I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you moved. Everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would be the last time... I never would have stopped.

— I blame myself.
— And I blame you too.

— Hey. How was basketball?
— It was fun. Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye.
— Oh, no. Who did that?
— Chandler.

— Hey. Listen. As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. Some kid told me about this sea turtle. If you blow bubbles in his face... he chases you.
— I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
— That's okay. I'II find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.

— What do I smell? I smell smoke. Did you smoke?
— Yes. But I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack... A carton. Three big fat cartons in two days.

— Hey, guys. I want to ask you something. I may get to speak at this paleontology convention. If I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
— I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work and/or are sick.
— It's in Barbados.
— But you come first.
— I'm there.

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.

I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony.

— She said you actually proposed to her.
— Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. Unless... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours and... It does sound like something I would do.

— You're gonna take Huggsy away from a little child?
— How do you think I got him in the first place?