Rachel Green: — Guess what.
Ross Geller: — You got a job?
Rachel Green: — Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
Chandler Bing: — Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel Green: — Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
Chandler Bing: — Oh, how well you know me.
Rachel Green: — They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.