Monica Geller – Character Quotes

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Monica Geller

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Rachel Green: — So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Monica Geller: — Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey Tribbiani: — Yeah, I'm an actor.
Rachel Green: — Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?
Joey Tribbiani: — Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Monica Geller: — Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.
Chandler Bing: — "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."
Joey Tribbiani: — I will not take this abuse.
Chandler Bing: — You're right. I'm sorry. Once I was a wooden boy, A little wooden boy...

<b>Rachel Green:</b> - So, like, you guys all have jobs?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
<b>Joey Tribbiani:</b> - Yeah, I'm an actor.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?
<b>Joey Tribbiani:</b> - Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."
<b>Joey Tribbiani:</b> - I will not take this abuse.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - You're right. I'm sorry. Once I was a wooden boy, A little wooden boy...

— Maybe you’d want to book some time with ''the best you’ve ever had''.
— You know what, champ? I think I’ll pass.

— Where's this money coming from?
— I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
— What kind of research?
— Just, you know, science.
— Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
— It's a fertility study.
— Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
— Actually, a little more than that.
— Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
— Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
— You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
— That's funny. Very funny.
— This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
— But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

- Where's this money coming from?
- I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
- What kind of research?
- Just, you know, science.
- Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
- It's a fertility study.
- Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
- Actually, a little more than that.
- Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
- Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
- You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
- That's funny. Very funny.
- This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
- But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

- Where's this money coming from?
- I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
- What kind of research?
- Just, you know, science.
- Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
- It's a fertility study.
- Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
- Actually, a little more than that.
- Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
- Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
- You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
- That's funny. Very funny.
- This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
- But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

— What about GIen? He could be a GIen.
— Not special enough.
— How about Agamemnon?
— Way too special.

- What about GIen? He could be a GIen.
- Not special enough.
- How about Agamemnon?
- Way too special.

- What about GIen? He could be a GIen.
- Not special enough.
- How about Agamemnon?
- Way too special.

— Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
— Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.

- Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
- Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.

- Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
- Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.

— She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw... her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face... and just kept running.
— To score the winning touchdown, by the way.
— You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count... because of the spectacularly illegal, and savage, nose-breaking.

- She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw... her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face... and just kept running.
- To score the winning touchdown, by the way.
- You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count... because of the spectacularly illegal, and savage, nose-breaking.

— You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
— I am a good kisser.
— Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.

- You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
- I am a good kisser.
- Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.

- You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
- I am a good kisser.
- Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.

— You have a sign that says: "We don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool."
— We don't have that sign.
— You do! It was a gift from me.

- You have a sign that says: "We don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool."
- We don't have that sign.
- You do! It was a gift from me.

- You have a sign that says: "We don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool."
- We don't have that sign.
- You do! It was a gift from me.

— What do you say we make these, uh, coffees Irish?
— You know, it seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
— I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.

- What do you say we make these, uh, coffees Irish?
- You know, it seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
- I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.

Humourist Bobby

— Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
— Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

- Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
- Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

Sarcastic Quotes

Monica Geller: — You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross Geller: — I know. I feel horrible, okay?
Chandler Bing: — It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
Ross Geller: — Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something. What do you think she'd like? Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
Monica Geller: — The ability to walk?

<b>Monica Geller:</b> - You broke a little girl's leg?
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - I know. I feel horrible, okay?
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something. What do you think she'd like? Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - The ability to walk?

<b>Monica Geller:</b> - You broke a little girl's leg?
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - I know. I feel horrible, okay?
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something. What do you think she'd like? Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - The ability to walk?

— His flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.
— What about time difference?
— From here to the airport?

- His flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.
- What about time difference?
- From here to the airport?

- His flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.
- What about time difference?
- From here to the airport?

Ross Geller: — How'd someone get your credit card number?
Monica Geller: — I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
Rachel Green: — Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
Monica Geller: — Still, it's just such reckless spending.
Ross Geller: — When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler Bing: — Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica Geller: — That's me.

<b>Ross Geller:</b> - How'd someone get your credit card number?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - Still, it's just such reckless spending.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - That's me.

<b>Ross Geller:</b> - How'd someone get your credit card number?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - Still, it's just such reckless spending.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - That's me.

— She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or...
— Something else like a snowflake?
— Yeah, yeah.

Just be yourself... but not too much.

Just be yourself... but not too much.

Essence, Nature

— She's pretty! Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty She's pretty.
— Go ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
— I could die.

- She's pretty! Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty She's pretty.
- Go ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
- I could die.