Friends – Series Quotes [Season 4]

I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4 and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.

— Look what we almost left!
— That's not mine.
— Look what we almost took!

— I can ask her to live with me.
— Are you serious?
— Why not? I mean, why not?
— You've only known her six weeks! I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with.

— No accountants. And no one from "legal". I don't like boring jobs.
— And Ross was what? A lion tamer?

I bet I stopped listening before you did.

— Oh, my God! What happened?
— Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

— Don't say that I have no sentiment. This is a movie stub from our first date. This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. This is from the museum, the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.
— I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Though... you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old. We actually... We have people looking for that.

— I talk in my sleep.
— What a coincidence. I listen in my sleep.

— I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me?
— Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants.

If you're gonna do something wrong... do it right.

— You have really great hair.
— Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone gunman, communism, geometry.

— Oh! It kicked. I think the baby kicked.
— Oh, my God.
— Ha, ha. Oh, no, wait. Oh. That was the elastic in my underwear busted.

— The towels are hanging next to the sink. And you can use the fancy soap.
— Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the Pope.

— We ordered the Joey Special.
— Two pizzas?