Christmas Quotes

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Posted by Sylvia 03/15/23 at 9:47am

Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.

Posted by VesperZ 12/26/12 at 11:19pm

How low! Giving Kriss Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

How low! Giving Kriss Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

Sarcastic Quotes

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 11/27/20 at 11:43pm

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Posted by Eiks 12/25/12 at 12:00pm

Looks like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.

Looks like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.

Looks like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/25/22 at 5:02pm

The moon and stars
Seem awful cold and bright.
Let's hope the snow will
Make this Christmas right.

Thank God It's Christmas

Beautiful Quotes

Posted by Sylvia 12/25/12 at 7:18pm

Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Posted by Zhanna T. 12/23/17 at 10:46pm

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Kevin McCallister

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/04/20 at 12:40am

— Just remember the spirit of the season.
— Is it despair?

Sarcastic Quotes

Posted by Sylvia 03/12/23 at 7:52pm

— Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
— Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

- Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
- Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

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Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/16/22 at 11:59pm

— lt's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
— Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

- lt's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
- Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

- lt's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
- Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Kate McCallister

Peter McCallister

Sarcastic Quotes

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/04/20 at 1:02am

Outside under the purple sky
Diamonds in the snow sparkle
Our hearts were singing
It felt like christmas time.

Beautiful Quotes

Posted by Mercier 04/08/17 at 12:28am

— I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know? One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
— Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

- I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know? One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
- Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

- I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know? One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
- Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Sarcastic Quotes

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/16/22 at 11:22pm

– I shouldn't mind living in such a fine house and having nice things… Oh, it doesn't seen like Christmas this year without presents.
– I'm desperate for drawing pencils...
– I wish I didn't have to work for Great-Aunt March... That crabby old miser.
– And you, Beth... What's your Christmas wish?
– I'd like the war to end so father can come home...
– Oh, sweet Beth. We all want that.

Josephine "Joe" March

Posted by Zhanna T. 12/20/17 at 1:44pm

She's at home
I hope that she is sleeping
And if I fall asleep we'll meet in dreams
Christmas time is magic after all

Alexander Rybak

Posted by Udalennyi akkaunt 12/07/11 at 3:36pm

Those Christmas lights,
Light up the streets,
Maybe they'll bring her back to me.
Then all my troubles will be gone,
Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on!

Christmas Lights

Posted by Kayla 09/22/13 at 7:47pm