Home Alone – Movie Quotes

— No offense, but aren't you a little old to be afraid?
— You can be old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid.

— I made ornaments out of fish hooks.
— My new fish hooks?
— I can't make them out of old ones with dry worm guts stuck on them.

There are 15 people, and only you have to make trouble. <...> You're the only one acting up.

This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house.

— Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
— Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf!
— We're not gonna hurt you!
— No, no. Got some nice presents for you!
— Be a good little fella now and open the door!

— Who is it?
— It's me. Snakes. I got the stuff.
— Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
— All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
— What money?
— A. C. Said you had some dough for me.
— Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
— A. C. Said ten percent.
— Too bad A. C. Ain't in charge no more.
— What do you mean?
<...>
— I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow no-good keister off my property, before I pump your gu
full of lead.
— All right, I'm sorry. I'm going.
— One, two... ten. Keep the change, you filthy animal.

— Did you count heads?
— Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers and a partridge in a pear tree.

— He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
— Ah, shut up, will you?
— What is it? You're missing some teeth.
— Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him! You bomb me with one more can, kid and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!