— I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know? One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh. — Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year. FriendsJoey TribbianiChandler Bing Season 2 Episode 9 Sarcastic QuotesChristmas Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— But what can happen? Franky is harmless! — Are you kidding? I heard Franky once bit someones balls off, that owed him money. And he swallowed them! Knockin' On Heaven's DoorAbdulHenkSarcastic Quotes Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Never cackle till your egg is laid. English proverbs and sayingsMeaningful Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I like her. She's got girl balls. Scrubs Bob Kelso Season 8 Episode 9 Funny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— How's Arthur? — For Christmas, get him a sewing kit... so he can sew his fucking balls back on. Peaky BlindersAda Thorne/ShelbyJohn Shelby Season 4 Episode 1 Sarcastic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake