— Come on, really. What's the big secret with these women?
— Boy, I really don't wanna get into it.
— They're hideous, right?
— No.
— Insufferable?
— No.
— Inflatable?
— It is like I have known him all my life.
— I know the feeling. You get over it.
— I tried with that kid, Alan. He says one thing, and then he goes and does another.
— He's 10. He's got the attention span of a hummingbird.
— What am I supposed to do when he ignores me?
— You punish him. You take away his computer, his TV, his toys.
— You already took away all the good stuff. What am I supposed to take away? His bronchial inhaler?
— Charlie!
— What?
— You kicked me in your sleep.
— Who said I was asleep?
— It's just for a couple of days.
— A couple of days? Jack The Ripper just kill a couple of prostitutes. It was still wrong.
— These clothes look stupid.
— You're 10. No one cares.
— Here, put these on.
— I wore these yesterday.
— They're still extremely stylish. Put them on.