— Where's this money coming from?
— I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
— What kind of research?
— Just, you know, science.
— Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
— It's a fertility study.
— Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
— Actually, a little more than that.
— Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
— Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
— You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
— That's funny. Very funny.
— This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
— But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?
— I'm Rachel Green. I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate. Ha, ha.
— It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician.
— You're burning tomatoes.
— You're one to talk.
You know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
— What about GIen? He could be a GIen.
— Not special enough.
— How about Agamemnon?
— Way too special.
— Where'd you get him?
— My friend Bethel saved him from a lab.
— That is so cruel. Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
"You're nice" means, "I'll be dating alcoholics... and complaining about them to you."
— Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
— Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.
— Then I want to hear you say you want me out.
— I want you out.
— I want to hear it from your lips.
— Where'd you hear it before?
— Oh, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
— You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
— Hey, Ross!
— Paolo. Ha. What a... What, uh...? What are you doing here?
— I do Raquel.