And if you ask me too, daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't f*ck with dad.
Schenkt man jemand eine Kuh, will er auch noch das Futter dazu.
— I know you're not the real Santa Claus.
— Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
— I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message.
— Shoot.
— Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?
— No, that's all right.
— This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
— Listen, Paul, don't send me any more gifts.
— You didn't like the fountain?
— It's a boundary issue.
— If more people gave from the heart, we'd all be better off.
— What can I bring you back from Holland?
— A diamond? In a ring?
— Would you settle for a tulip?
You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.
Victory isn’t something you are given. It is something you take.