— Don't open it. — Why? — Real mail is delivered to your house not your bus stop. — So? — It could be a bomb. — It's not a bomb. It's a birthday present. And I'm opening it. 16 WishesJay KeplerAbby Jensen 00:13:15 Ironic QuotesPresents Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 01/05/24 at 8:07pm Copy quote Report a mistake Share