Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.
— Happy or sad?
— Sad.
— Okay, but I warn you; I'll break your heart.
— Already broken.
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
It's not your fault.
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head
And grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers
But don't forget the songs
That made you cry
And the songs that saved your life.
— I wrote a song about you.
— Really?
— Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform".