Scrubs: Short Quotes

Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

— Love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
— Too loose and it flies away.

— I'm still a virgin.
— You're pregnant.
— Again?

Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses.

Oh, god? My brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me.

I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

Don't be embarrassed about staring at my ass. You're only human, and everybody does it anyway.

Telling the truth's just the beginning. Owning it's the hard part.

It's amazing how your world can change in an instant.

— Quick, first place we made love?
— Give me a break. We've never «made love».

Sometimes you just have to barrel through, no matter how much it sucks.

We're both men. One of us more than the other. But that's OK...

It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of 'em wasn't me.

Because no one understands how important sex is better than someone who isn't having it.

None of us wanted to say what we were thinking: How vulnerable we felt.

She's probably feeling awful so say something reassuring. You're going to hell.