I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Well, she spent the last six months getting over him... and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
Here's the thing. We're different. I'm bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom.
— You idiot!
— I'm sure you're right. But why?
— Carol? I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
— Sure.
— Uh... Does it hurt?
— It did at first, but not anymore.
— So, uh, how often can you do it?
— As much as he needs.
— Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh... If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
— The camera adds ten pounds.
— So how many cameras are actually on you?