— He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
— Who's Mr. Garibaldi?
— Does it matter?!
Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
— Are you cool with this? I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
— I've never been lower or wetter.
— Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.
— I was shrieking... like a Marine.
— Kathy's being really nice and you just walked away.
— What do you want from me?
— I want you to like her. If that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend.
— I am pretending.
— Then do it better.
— What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. I haven't stopped thinking about her since we met. I'm so over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat... in love with her that for every minute... I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
— We have to do something. Something huge!
— We could climb Mt. Everest.
— Not something stupid. Something huge!
— This couch belongs to us.
— I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.