Date, Rendezvous Quotes

— So, Philippe. I'm not staying for lunch.
— Why?
— I'm not leaving you alone. You just happen to have a date.
— A date? What do you mean?
— Don't freak out. It'll be fine. Only this time you can't flee.

— I'm retired from dating.
— What does that mean? Something happened when you were a kid? What? You know, why is it that any time a woman doesn't want to get involved, men think it's because they were messed with as a kid?
— Wrong. They were messed with as a woman.

— You're the first man in years who didn't tell me l look like Veronica Lake.
— You look better than Veronica Lake.

You want to be Kilimanjaro on your first date — inaccessible. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

— You ever going to ask me out, Will?
— I’m just waiting for the right moment.
— That’s good to know. Alright. I’ll see you around.
— Abby, I’m waiting for the right moment because when I ask you out, there’s not going to be any turning back for me. I’m not going to date anybody else for the rest of my life, I’m not going to love anybody else for the rest of my life. I’m not going to really care about anything else for the rest of my life. I’m waiting for the right moment, Abby, because when I ask you out, it’s going to be the most important moment of my life, and I just want to make sure that I get it right.