Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray. FriendsRoss Geller Season 3 Episode 21 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I'm not fat. It's all this fur. Ice AgeManny (Manfred)Funny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
In France no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand! The SimpsonsHomer Simpson Season 15 Episode 21 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— The camera adds ten pounds. — So how many cameras are actually on you? FriendsMonica GellerChandler Bing Season 2 Episode 14 Sarcastic Quotes Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Sukie Ridgemont: — Two minutes on the lips... Alexandra Medford: — ...forever on the love handles. The Witches of EastwickSukie RidgemontAlexandra MedfordIronic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. The SimpsonsHomer Simpson Season 7 Episode 7 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Why do you drink so much? — Because it's not fattening and it's not good for me. TootsieDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseyJulie NicholsWomenAlcohol (drug) Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
At least I’m not American fat, I’m interesting European delicatessen fat! Dylan MoranPositive QuotesAppearance Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— lf you were half the man l am. — l am half the man that you are. <...> — l wanna talk to you. Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. — Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard! Men in BlackAgent GeeCopSarcastic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake