At least I’m not American fat, I’m interesting European delicatessen fat!
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat. And look as though you should be, but you're not.
In France no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand!
— Why do you drink so much?
— Because it's not fattening and it's not good for me.
— The camera adds ten pounds.
— So how many cameras are actually on you?