Tootsie – Movie Quotes

How does a woman keep herself attractive and not starve?

— Wait. Money for cab fare.
— That's okay. It's cheaper to get mugged. Let's walk.

— I hope you enjoyed the chocolates.
— I gave them to a girl.
— So did I. I thought.

— Was that for real or were you auditioning?
— Which answer will get me a reading, Miss Marshall?
— Well, good for you. Come.

— I'm just afraid you'll burn in hell for this.
— I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment.

— Why do you drink so much?
— Because it's not fattening and it's not good for me.

I'm proud and lucky to be the woman that was the best part of my manhood.

Those women were like animals. I saw this beautiful handbag. I was afraid to fight for it. They're vicious. They kill their own. The woman that finally bought this handbag, I know did time.

I think it's really sad but I think that, nowadays, when people dream they don't even dream in their own country anymore. And that's sick.

— I'm a little nervous.
— Just think of them as something friendly.
— For example?
— Like a firing squad.