— Why do you drink so much?
— Because it's not fattening and it's not good for me.
— Did somebody die?
— Violinist.
— I didn't know he was that sick.
— He wasn't. He asked for a raise.
— Do you worry about using so much heavy make-up on your skin all the time?
— No. I don't worry. I have a little... mustache problem I'm real sensitive to. Probably just too many male hormones or something.
— Well, some men find that attractive.
— I know, I know. I just don't like the men that find it attractive.