Friends – Series Quotes

— Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
— Yeah, it's beautiful.

You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely girl. Kind of moody.

Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

— Hey. How was basketball?
— It was fun. Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye.
— Oh, no. Who did that?
— Chandler.

— Hi, Tony, can I call you back? That's, uh... That's my sister's boyfriend.
— Give me that. Okay. Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place? Hi, Mom.

Sometimes men love women.
And sometimes men love men.
Then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves

— Um, you got a minute?
— Um, yeah, I'm just working.

— When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
— You what?
— I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
— Define "fun."
— Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
— And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
— Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
— That's probably what they'll say.
— I'd like that.

— Is that your new walk?
— No. I really have to pee.

— Joe, stop hitting on her, it's her wedding day!
— What? Like there's a rule or something?

It's not that your friend is bad. It's that she's so bad... she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... and swirl it around.

— You guys? Do you know anything about chicks?
— Fowl? No. Women? No.

— I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.
— How do you mean?
— I had you pegged as a guy who's always, "Me, me, me!" But you, you're a giver. You're the most generous man I ever met. I mean, you're practically a woman.
— You're just saying that.

— Are you naked in there?
— Well, not exactly. I'm wearing panties.
— Huh. You, uh, always wear panties?
— No, no. This is the first time.
— Wow. Talk about your bad luck! I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.

— I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me?
— Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants.