Joey Tribbiani: — When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. Really hot. Great kisser... but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.
Chandler Bing: — You or me?
Ross Geller: — I got it. Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Joey Tribbiani: — You guys are messing with me, right?
chorus: — Yeah. We are!
Joey Tribbiani: — That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa!
Monica Geller: — You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross Geller: — I know. I feel horrible, okay?
Chandler Bing: — It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
Ross Geller: — Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something. What do you think she'd like? Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
Monica Geller: — The ability to walk?
— I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
— Sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.
Ross Geller: — How'd someone get your credit card number?
Monica Geller: — I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
Rachel Green: — Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
Monica Geller: — Still, it's just such reckless spending.
Ross Geller: — When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler Bing: — Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica Geller: — That's me.
— I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... and tied it around my neck.
— Cookie?
— She said you actually proposed to her.
— Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. Unless... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours and... It does sound like something I would do.
Joey Tribbiani: — Let's start with the cons because they're more fun. Rachel first.
Ross Geller: — I don't know. I mean... All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that. I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know? And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. And Julie and I have a lot in common... because we're both paleontologists, right? But Rachel's just a waitress.
Chandler Bing: — Waitress. Got it. You guys want to play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Ross Geller: — I don't know.
Joey Tribbiani: — Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.
Chandler Bing: — Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross Geller: — She's not Rachel.
— No. No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross.
— Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross.
— What's with all this sand?
— Oh, yeah. Bob said there might be flood damage.
— Either that or he has a really big cat.
— "What can we do?" Huh? All right, who's first, huh? Ross?
— Chandler's our friend, and Janice makes him happy. So I say we be adult about it and accept her.
— We'll call that Plan B.
— It's Richard Burke.
— Who's Richard Burke? Is that Dr...? Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why... ...should that bother me? I love that man. He's like, uh... a brother to Dad.
