I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4 and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.
— I can ask her to live with me.
— Are you serious?
— Why not? I mean, why not?
— You've only known her six weeks! I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with.
— Hi.
— This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.
— "Heating device."
— Radiator.
— Five letters.
— "Rdtor."
— The door's closed. I can't see anything with the door closed.
— And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
— Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
— Yeah, sure.
— By someone besides Monica?
— No.
— Don't say that I have no sentiment. This is a movie stub from our first date. This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. This is from the museum, the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.
— I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Though... you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old. We actually... We have people looking for that.
— You don't believe in gravity?
— Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it. Lately I get the feeling that... I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.