Ross Geller – Character Quotes

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Ross Geller
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Rachel Green: — Guess what.
Ross Geller: — You got a job?
Rachel Green: — Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
Chandler Bing: — Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel Green: — Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
Chandler Bing: — Oh, how well you know me.
Rachel Green: — They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.

<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Guess what.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - You got a job?
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Oh, how well you know me.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Guess what.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - You got a job?
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Oh, how well you know me.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Guess what.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - You got a job?
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Oh, how well you know me.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Guess what.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - You got a job?
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... 50 percent off.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Oh, how well you know me.
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. I've got great boots" boots.

— Where's this money coming from?
— I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
— What kind of research?
— Just, you know, science.
— Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
— It's a fertility study.
— Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
— Actually, a little more than that.
— Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
— Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
— You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
— That's funny. Very funny.
— This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
— But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

- Where's this money coming from?
- I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
- What kind of research?
- Just, you know, science.
- Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
- It's a fertility study.
- Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
- Actually, a little more than that.
- Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
- Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
- You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
- That's funny. Very funny.
- This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
- But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?
- Where's this money coming from?
- I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
- What kind of research?
- Just, you know, science.
- Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
- It's a fertility study.
- Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
- Actually, a little more than that.
- Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
- Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
- You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
- That's funny. Very funny.
- This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
- But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

— You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
— I am a good kisser.
— Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.

- You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
- I am a good kisser.
- Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.
- You'll probably catch her at the gate. You'll call her name and yell "I love you!" She'll say "I love you too!" Then you will have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
- I am a good kisser.
- Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.