— I got no sleep last night!
— Why?
— My grandmother has a new boyfriend...
— What about GIen? He could be a GIen.
— Not special enough.
— How about Agamemnon?
— Way too special.
— I brought alphabet soup.
— Pick out the vowels? I left in the Y's. Because, "sometimes Y."
— She said you actually proposed to her.
— Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. Unless... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours and... It does sound like something I would do.
— Where'd you get him?
— My friend Bethel saved him from a lab.
— That is so cruel. Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Chandler Bing: — So when I woke up this morning... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes!
Monica Geller: — Why?
Chandler Bing: — He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
Phoebe Buffay: — Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler Bing: — Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... you have to kill a fish.
Rachel Green: — Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Phoebe Buffay: — Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? It's poker, so only guys can play?
Ross Geller: — No. Women can play.
Phoebe Buffay: — Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know... All right, what is it?
— Where's this money coming from?
— I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.
— What kind of research?
— Just, you know, science.
— Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
— It's a fertility study.
— Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
— Actually, a little more than that.
— Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.
— Come on, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day... and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
— You're gonna be making money hand over fist.
— That's funny. Very funny.
— This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.
— But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?
Oh, no, I have to go, because I'm late for my, um... Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um, tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."
Now Grandma's a person
Who everyone likes
She bought you a train
And a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't
Been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her
She looked so much thinner
Now your mom and your dad said
She moved to Peru
But the truth is she died
And someday you will too
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
You know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.